And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
