its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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