How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
