My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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