At least make sure they are 18
Why
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The uberlube is also flammable
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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