The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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