this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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