Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
