office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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