do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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