We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
