He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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