we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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