I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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