Got a toothbrush?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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