i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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