How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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