This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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