I showed him my bush... on skype.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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