Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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