no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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