My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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