I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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