Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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