i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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