$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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