You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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