if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
one might say we're banned from that church
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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