: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
