why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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