i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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