did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
