white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm just crazy horny about you
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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