On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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