I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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