he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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