i'm signing you up for texting rehab
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
