I feel great
I just peed on a car
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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