And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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