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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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