Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
