Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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