Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i think my mom watched the whole time
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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