Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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