The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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