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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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