It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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