fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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