question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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