Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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