ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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